Here are FIVE reason Donald Trump would absolutely obliterate you at Go!
He lies A LOT!
He LOOOVES dominance!
|Check out this dominant handshake... 😏|
He is SOOO traditional!
Characterized by a lot of his traditionalist views on abortion and gay marriage (though not totally consistent...), he drummed up a lot of support from conservatives.
This would totallyyyy make his playing style quite old as well, but seeing as how he's all about shaking things up and "draining the swamp," and how he compares himself to Ronald Reagan, I guess he'd be inclined to play like someone of a similitude of qualities in Go. If you're thinking Go Seigen's Shin Fuseki, you're not alone! And Go Seigen was one of the absolute best ever, wasn't he?
He makes the BEST deals!
|"The deals will be THIS big!"|
Go is all about beautiful trades that can be advantageous to each player. But ya know, for TOO long, go players have been losing on these deals. It's terrible! Go players need to start making better deals! Much, much better trade deals!
Heck, he even wrote a book about making deals! Artfully named "The Art of the Deal," he says, "If it can't be fun, what's the point?" And what's more fun than trading groups off for each other across the board?! And of course the BEST in deals is the Donald himself!
And of course, SO MUCH WINNING!
“We will have so much winning if I get elected that you may get bored with winning.”
|Donald Trump is all about winning. He never loses. Ever. He wins, and with the greatest margins. So much winning! He won the election for the highest office in the land! Pfffft, just a game of Go! How could he ever lose! No one stands a chance!|
For all of these reasons, it is clear that Donald Trump would be the best Go player ever, were he ever to take up the game!
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